Cowboys

Not all cowboys wear stetsons and Colt 45s. Some don't even know how to ride a horse. The ones in Britain drive around in white vans, often with the words 'Building Contractors' written on the side. They claim to be experts in building walls, installing kitchens, and renovating old property. They are often seen with a mug of tea in their hand, and can be heard telling some unsuspecting old lady "well, it's gonna cost you . . ." Cowboys are dishonest workmen who are not only going to overcharge you for their shoddy work, but are very likely to leave your home looking a lot worse than it did before they arrived. This white van tells us that its owners are NOT cowboys - no, they're Indians. So we can trust them . . .