a sweaty drink and some hairy chocolate
A pocari is a small furry animal, similar in size to a gerbil, which is
prone to sweat profusely when excited. Its sweat contains high concentrations of
potassium and magnesium, and has long been considered a panacea for chronic flatulence.
Heary chocolate's many beneficial properties include one that makes it a must for all
discerning barbers: it aids and abets the growth of
fully manageable hair, ensuring that it doesn't go limp the minute you walk out the bathroom.